Assisted Dying: The Bill That Deletes the Audit Trail Before the Crash

When ‘dignity in death’ meets dodgy clauses, disappearing inquests, and NHS doctors with the clinical decisiveness of a Magic 8-Ball… one survivor hits repeat louder than a Spotify glitch.

Right. Let me talk about assisted dying; again. A topic that for me, comes with the emotional subtlety of a sledgehammer to the face. Because I’ve been there, on death’s doorstep, filling out the loyalty card. I’ve had more surgeries than a Porsche 911 has had facelifts, and enough chemo to make a Marvel villain flinch. And yet, I’m still here. Still breathing. Still ranting. Still repeating myself more times than a Microsoft Windows update prompt.