Assisted Dying: The Choice We All Pretend Doesn’t Exist

While politicians sip weak tea and panic over phantom death clinics, real people are begging for dignity, not Bake Off reruns!

Right, I know what you’re thinking, banging on about death again. And yes, back at the funeral buffet of British politics, where the sausage rolls are stale, the tea is weak and someone’s always talking about dignity while the hearse idles awkwardly outside.

This time it’s assisted dying… the one topic guaranteed to make every politician squirm like they…