Await & Expire: Britain’s New A&E Experience

Where your emergency might heal itself before anyone notices-bring a hip flask, a cushion and possibly a solicitor.

I know what you’re thinking… ’Oh great, Geiger moaning about waiting again.’

And yes, you’d be right. But let’s be honest, this isn’t the sort of waiting that involves sipping a flat white while your Porsche gets its alloys polished. No. This is A&E waiting. A thrilling, soul-sapping pastime that makes being stuck on the M25 in a snowstorm feel like a sp…