Just when I thought it was safe to go outside without dressing like a walking science experiment, the planet throws another tantrum and serves up yet another flavour of impending doom. This time? Bird flu. Yes. Bird flu. Otherwise known as H5N1, or as I like to call it… the virus that makes poultry and cows cough like Victorian orphans in a Dickens novel.
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