Botox by the Bog: Britain’s New Beauty Horror Show

How dodgy needles, hotel-room fillers and toilet-cubicle jabs are clogging your NHS while real patients wait for life-saving care!

Not so long ago, I wrote with my usual mix of eye-rolls and disbelief, about the clever folks who fly to Turkey or Mexico for cheap nose jobs and tummy tucks. They come flapping back to Britain faster than their budget airline can refuel. Then they demand the NHS fix their crooked nostrils or infected belly buttons. Bless them.

Let me be clear before som…