BREAKING: NHS Discovers Revolutionary Concept Known as ‘Common Sense’
— Tries Not Wince Too Loudly at £400 Million in Wasted Theatre Time!
Right, gather round everyone. It’s time for another instalment of “Why Am I the Only One Screaming Into the Void About NHS Management?” Today’s episode, the mind-blowingly revolutionary concept of filling last-minute cancellations. Yes, brace yourselves… someone’s finally suggested not letting £400 million worth of empty operating theatres sit there, qu…
