Britain's New National Sport: Sick Note Surfing!

(No Actual Illness Required)

Now, I'm not saying I deserve a medal… but I did endure nearly two years of cancer treatment, chemo, surgery, bone marrow transplant, and the whole charming menu; and didn't once claim a single penny. Meanwhile, half the country's on their third sick note this week because they stubbed their toe or felt a bit tired after watching a documentary about str…