Children Should Be Using Cutlery Before School Age, Parents Told

(Because Apparently That’s Rocket Science Now)

Oh, what a time to be alive! Once upon a magical era… you know, back when dinosaurs roamed and common sense still had a pulse… we were expected to arrive at school knowing how to function like miniature humans. I’m talking about basic stuff; like using a knife and fork without stabbing ourselves in the eye, visiting the toilet without needing a support …