Eat This, Live Forever (Unless a Courgette Gets You First)

Forget multivitamins; your local supermarket is now a medical spa, laboratory and financial trap all in one. From beetroot that boosts circulation to biscuits that bully your appetite!

Okay, I can’t hang about long. I’ve got to pop down to the shops to pick up a few essentials, which according to every scientist, dietitian and quinoa enthusiast on the planet; now includes everything. Bananas, beetroot, mushrooms, eggs, nuts, olive oil, oats, chocolate; and presumably a reinforced shelf to put it all on.