FAKE IT TILL YOU BREAK OUT
Why that “bargain” mascara might contain meerkat wee, mystery glitter and enough lead to sink a canoe. Step away from the TikTok serum before your face sues for assault!
Last Saturday, as Mrs G was getting ready for a casual lunch. The sort where I wear a hoodie and she dresses like she’s about to present Eurovision; I made the mistake of glancing at my watch.
“Nearly ready?” I asked, as politely as someone can when they’ve been stood by the door long enough to need another shave!
She turned slowly, with one eyebrow half-…
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