Finger-Lickin’ Irony: The Day We Found Out KFC Might Own Shares in Ozempic
Or how junk food giants got us fat, and now might profit from making us skinny.
Let me paint you a picture. You’re halfway through a bucket of fried chicken, the kind so greasy it could lube a tractor engine; and you feel that peculiar twinge of guilt. Not enough to stop eating, obviously, but just enough to consider doing something vaguely healthy, like taking the stairs instead of the lift or, heaven forbid reading the back of the label. And just then, what pops up on your phone? An advert for Ozempic, the new national obsession that promises to melt your love handles faster than a Cadbury Flake in a sauna.
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