Gov’t Declares War on Frappes, While NHS Waits for Someone to Notice the Bleeding Patients in A&E.

Milkshakes, Mayhem & Moving Goalposts: Britain’s Sweetest War Yet!

Well, gather round, folks… it seems our nation’s finest minds (the ones who can barely button their own jackets) have hatched a genius plan to solve obesity once and for all…Tax fizzy drinks even more! That’s right, the people who think “portion control” means having two desserts are now crusading against your lunchtime Ribena. Because, obviously more …