Hallelujah, It’s About Time: MPs Defy the Clueless and Back Dignity in Dying

Despite Angela Rayner’s eye-rolls and Wes Streeting’s screwdriver politics, Parliament finally musters the courage to grant the terminally ill a merciful choice. Now, implement it properly!

Precisely fifteen minutes ago, I found myself gawping at the news like a half-baked trout, disbelief dripping from every pore. MPs, bless their accident-prone little hearts, have voted to legalise assisted dying. I read the headline twice, poked my phone to see if it was a prank and then checked I hadn’t accidentally swallowed my old morphine stash. But…