Health Workers to Knock on Doors Like Overzealous Jehovah’s Witnesses

— But for Your Blood Pressure

So, after years of being told your persistent cough, mystery rash, and third eyebrow aren’t urgent enough to qualify for anything more than a “please hold” message, guess what? The NHS, yes, that one, the overstretched, underfunded, famously elusive NHS, is now coming to you. Uninvited. With a clipboard.

You’d be forgiven for thinking this was an April F…