Hospitals to Magically Shrink NHS Waiting Lists

(By Pretending You Were Never There)

Well, hats off to the government… they’ve finally cracked it. After years of head-scratching, budget cuts, and baffled consultants, they’ve come up with a truly genius way to get NHS waiting lists down… just… remove the patients!

That’s right. If you thought you’d been patiently (and painfully) waiting months… or let’s be honest, years… for that speciali…