Jab and Deliver: Britain’s Slimming Plan Arrives in a Cardboard Box
Move over GPs—Ozempic is now your postman, personal trainer, and NHS saviour. Just ignore the fact that Gary’s still ordering three Chicken Bargain Buckets and chasing it with lager.
Right. I wasn’t going to say anything. I really wasn’t. But now that I’ve read for the 437th time this week, that weight-loss jabs “could help 15 million NHS patients,” I can’t help but feel I’ve become an accidental PR agent for the syringe that eats your dinner for you…. And if I see one more report claiming it’ll save the economy, the NHS and probably the whales, I might just inject myself with gravy out of spite.
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