Marriage: A Love Story Told in Elastic Waistbands

According to science…

Let me start with a confession: I’ve been married to Mrs G for 25 years. Now while I’d never tell her this to her face (because I value peace, my dinner and functioning eardrums), I suspect this whole “marriage is good for your health” thing might actually be true. But let’s just keep that between us! Because the moment she finds out, I’ll never hear the end of it. “I told you I was good for you,” …she’ll say, triumphantly wagging a spoonful of quinoa at me like it’s a magic wand and she’s about to cast a spell called “I told you so.”