My (Very Scientific) Case for More Easter Eggs

Because Dark Chocolate Really Is Healthy… Allegedly…

Let’s face it, the fact that Easter exists once a year and conveniently involves industrial quantities of chocolate can’t possibly be an accident. No, no. That’s clearly nature’s annual intervention to save humanity from spiralling into despair. Easter eggs are basically chocolate-shaped hugs from the universe, wrapped in shiny foil and filled with hope…