Nightmares: Now Available in Life-Shortening Edition

Turns out your nightmares might kill you before your alarm clock does.

Imperial College London, presumably having run out of diseases to terrify us with, decided to investigate whether night-time terror attacks on our sanity might be shaving years off our lives. It turns out they do. If you’re dreaming nightly about your teeth falling out while you run naked through your old school chased by a tax inspector, congratulation…