No Jab for This One, Ladies:
Just Give Up Wine and You’ll Be Invincible (Apparently)
Well, isn’t this just the plot twist we didn’t see coming? After years of studies telling us to eat kale, jog up hills, and get jabbed for everything short of bad moods, this is the hill we’re supposed to die on… wine. Not heroin, not processed cheese, not even vaping candyfloss-scented unicorn clouds. No, wine. The very thing that makes family dinners …


