Ozempic Might Cut Cancer Risk — But Let’s All Focus on Meghan’s New Hairstyle Instead

By someone who spent a decade eating lettuce and regrets it all now!

Right. Sit down. Put down your overpriced turmeric latte and listen carefully. Because this news, brace yourself… Ozempic might help prevent cancer. Yes cancer. One of the most miserable words in the English language. The one that sends shivers through your spine faster than the phrase “this is going to sting a bit”.

Now, you’d think that would be headli…