Press 1 If You’re Dying… Press 2 If You’ve Already Given Up

Why NHS 24 Makes You Feel Like You’re Booking a Funeral, Not Avoiding One

Picture the scene if possible. It’s the middle of the night. One member of your family is unconscious, the other is old enough to remember when the NHS still functioned and both are clinging to hope like it’s the last custard cream at a funeral buffet. So, what do you do? You call NHS 24, of course… because apparently, 999 is now reserved exclusively for people actively on fire.