Shape of Poo: How Bowel Cancer is Doing Impressions While the NHS Plays Hide and Seek

While rogue cancer cells moonlight as muscle and skin, NHS patients are left shapeshifting into skeletons in waiting rooms.

There’s shapeshifting going on in Britain and for once, it doesn’t involve a government U-turn, a cabinet reshuffle or someone named Brenda identifying as a six-foot fence post. No, this time it’s bowel cancer cells. Yes, actual malignant blobs of misery are now impersonating skin and muscle cells just to sneak past our body’s defences like a dodgy uncl…