Superjab Saves Time, Veins and Sanity

— Side Effects May Include Hope

Yes. You heard that right. Five minutes. One jab. Fifteen types of cancer. It’s not a medical breakthrough… it’s a full-blown mic drop.

Honestly, I half-expected to see it pitched on late-night TV. “Tired of chemo sessions longer than a Peter Jackson film? Had enough of IVs that turn your arm into a human pin cushion? Introducing the Superjab™ — now avai…