The Great Vegan Milk Meltdown: When Experts Ruined Breakfast Again

Why your oat latte might now come with a side of toddler toxicity, government guilt, and a stern lecture from the Ministry of Misery.

Last week, I found myself in the kitchen clutching a carton of oat milk with the same bewildered look I normally reserve for flat-packed furniture or Instagram chefs who believe hummus is a personality trait. I was mid-pour when Mrs G strolled in and said, “You know that stuff might kill children now?” I wasn’t sure if she was quoting the latest health …