This Scan May Be Hazardous to Your Health

(But Please Hold Still)

Well, well, well… it turns out those buzzing CT scan machines I spent years getting intimately acquainted with weren’t just capturing stunning interior shots of my organs; they were also sneakily trying to give me another type of cancer. Fabulous. As if the original wasn’t quite enough drama for one lifetime.

Yes, in a twist more ironic than finding asbe…