Warning: This Column May Contain Traces of Common Sense

Government quietly ditches alcohol ad ban; presumably after realising it would cost them their Saturday night Rioja.

I don’t want to say the government reads my column, but someone in Westminster has clearly been panic-Googling “how to reverse a terrible health policy without looking like a hungover muppet.” Because no sooner had I written about the impending lunacy of plastering cancer warnings on wine bottles, the whole thing was backtracked faster than a minister s…