Weaponised Wheat & The Great Gluten Snog Panic!

From peanut-induced plane lockdowns to kissing catastrophes with a side of toast—how we turned allergies into the new national drama.

Right, let’s talk about allergies…

Once upon a time, back when kids were left to roam the streets unsupervised, bruised knees were badges of honour, and a cuddle didn’t require a health questionnaire… nobody had allergies. Or if they did, they just sneezed, coughed, maybe turned a bit red, and carried on with their day. No EpiPens. No laminated food char…