Wes the Waffling Hamster: If You Don’t Like Democracy, Resign

Streeting squeaks that assisted dying costs too much compassion per pound — yet still clings to the NHS wheel like a rodent guarding stale bedding. Time to scurry off, Wes…

About five minutes ago, while attempting to enjoy my morning coffee, I made the mistake of glancing at news online. There, beaming out from my screen like a malfunctioning toaster, was our esteemed Health Secretary Wes Streeting announcing to his constituents that democracy had apparently malfunctioned because, brace yourselves, people voted in a way he…